How does that work?

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A 1 pound box filled with hand-selected river rocks — smooth, real, and guaranteed to spark laughter, confusion, and unforgettable reactions.

Because it’s funny, weird, memorable, and the perfect “I choose chaos today” gift. People love it more than they should.

Yes — 100% real river rocks. Not plastic, not fake, not from a craft store bargain bin.  We wash the rocks to remove loose sediment and mud. 

No two boxes are identical. Each contains a unique mix of shapes, colors, and natural personalities.

Absolutely! Perfect for office gifts, parties, team events — or leaving a “special surprise” in an opposing team’s locker room. Contact us for custom bulk orders.

Both. Neither.  It’s a hilarious prank that somehow becomes a sincerely enjoyed present.

Yes. Packaging is clean and professional — they’ll never suspect they’re about to receive rocks.

Safe to hold — not safe to eat. Do not eat the rocks. We cannot believe we have to say this.

Cards are randomized to preserve the mystery. Special requests? Contact us — we try to help when possible.

• The box and packing materials are recyclable.
• If you don’t want your rocks, take a relaxing drive into the country and return them to nature.

Generally no, due to the novelty nature of the gift. If you really want to return it, you may ship it back at your own cost. If your box arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll make it right.

It started as a joke… then became a product… then a brand… and now it delights people one ridiculous box at a time.